League 5 – MC Escher, Relativity

Contary to popular belief, stairs do not have to have a destination. MC Escher demonstrated this to wonderful effectin his piece, “relativity”. Ignoring the effect of Gravity it’s possible to create an illusion whereby a staircase can always travel upwards yet never reach the moon. We hope that those in this league do not share this belief, and realise that success and glory is possible in all leagues.

In the world of Relativity, there are actually three sources of gravity, each being orthogonal to the two others. Each inhabitant lives in one of the gravity wells, where normal physical laws apply. There are sixteen characters, spread between each gravity source, six in one and five each in the other two. The apparent confusion of the lithograph print comes from the fact that the three gravity sources are depicted in the same space.

 

League Info

20 Managers

4 Managers promoted

4 Managers relegated

 

THE KNOCKOUT CUP:

ALL will automatically qualify for The Knockout Cup, EXCEPT the LAST player, who will fall out. Then the LAST player of Voicemail Slide is removed, and so on down the staircase, and back to the top, until we return here. Then the SECOND LAST player is removed, and so on down the staircase, until we return here. This process continues, until we have EXACTLY 128 players left, who will then form the DRAW.

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2013/4 Table:

Pos.	Team Name	FFS Nickname	Pts.	Score 13/4	COTKC
1	The Home Run Bakery	Home Run Baker	72	2236
2	Demented Flamingo	Demented Flamingo	69	2245
3	Trigger Happy AFC	MJ6987	68	2350
4	Φλώρινα FC	Acquafresca	64	2241
5	Alice in Hangeland	FC Borecelona	61	2218
6	GreenDreams11	GreenDreams11	60	2218
7	Wilbur’s Whales	Riddler	57	2289
8	Withnail N’Diaye	Gargamel	57	2242
9	Back of the Net	Reedy	57	2229
10	Kun Ba Yaya My Lord	Declan	51	2163
11	Pick Bonz outta that	Bonz	51	2147
12	Sporting Ba Long	Super-Hans	51	2073
13	Corkyote	Corkyote	47	2060
14	Amorebieta Blues	Eunuch Jelly	46	2153
15	Craggy Island XI	Bowstring92	45	2015
16	FC Invincibles	Coldplay	42	1998
17	Frazek HotSpurs	Frazek	41	2023
18	Liquid Football	Doolittle	27	1864

 

2014/5 LEAGUE:

Pos.	Team Name	FFS Nickname	Pts.	Score 13/4	COTKC
15	Rollin with ma Gomis	HillyBillyPete	43	2415
16	Messimerized	Messimerised	42	2145
17	Gnu’s Numpties	Gnu	36	2121
7	Wilbur’s Whales	Riddler	57	2289
8	Fisksektionen	Gargamel	57	2242
9	Back of the Net	Reedy	57	2229
10	Kun Ba Yaya My Lord	Declan	51	2163
11	Pick Bonz outta that	Bonz	51	2147
12	Test	Super-Hans	51	2073
13	Corkyote	Corkyote	47	2060
14	Amorebieta Blues	Eunuch Jelly	46	2153
1	Bandwagon United	Ryan	77	2237
2	FCKP	TheTinkerman	71	2188
3	Sandro Clegane	Scroobius Mac	66	2321
4	Champ	Champ	66	2236
5	The SportsGuy	TheSportsGuy	62	2119
6	sads	Neil	54	2116
7	2001: Aspas Odyssey	Colonel Shoe	52	2206
8	Bentekkefriedchicken	Dino	49	2239
15	Craggy Island XI	Bowstring92	45	2015