Contary to popular belief, stairs do not have to have a destination. MC Escher demonstrated this to wonderful effectin his piece, “relativity”. Ignoring the effect of Gravity it’s possible to create an illusion whereby a staircase can always travel upwards yet never reach the moon. We hope that those in this league do not share this belief, and realise that success and glory is possible in all leagues.
In the world of Relativity, there are actually three sources of gravity, each being orthogonal to the two others. Each inhabitant lives in one of the gravity wells, where normal physical laws apply. There are sixteen characters, spread between each gravity source, six in one and five each in the other two. The apparent confusion of the lithograph print comes from the fact that the three gravity sources are depicted in the same space.
League Info
20 Managers
4 Managers promoted
4 Managers relegated
THE KNOCKOUT CUP:
ALL will automatically qualify for The Knockout Cup, EXCEPT the LAST player, who will fall out. Then the LAST player of Voicemail Slide is removed, and so on down the staircase, and back to the top, until we return here. Then the SECOND LAST player is removed, and so on down the staircase, until we return here. This process continues, until we have EXACTLY 128 players left, who will then form the DRAW.
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2013/4 Table:
Pos. | Team Name | FFS Nickname | Pts. | Score 13/4 | COTKC |
1 | The Home Run Bakery | Home Run Baker | 72 | 2236 | |
2 | Demented Flamingo | Demented Flamingo | 69 | 2245 | |
3 | Trigger Happy AFC | MJ6987 | 68 | 2350 | |
4 | Φλώρινα FC | Acquafresca | 64 | 2241 | |
5 | Alice in Hangeland | FC Borecelona | 61 | 2218 | |
6 | GreenDreams11 | GreenDreams11 | 60 | 2218 | |
7 | Wilbur’s Whales | Riddler | 57 | 2289 | |
8 | Withnail N’Diaye | Gargamel | 57 | 2242 | |
9 | Back of the Net | Reedy | 57 | 2229 | |
10 | Kun Ba Yaya My Lord | Declan | 51 | 2163 | |
11 | Pick Bonz outta that | Bonz | 51 | 2147 | |
12 | Sporting Ba Long | Super-Hans | 51 | 2073 | |
13 | Corkyote | Corkyote | 47 | 2060 | |
14 | Amorebieta Blues | Eunuch Jelly | 46 | 2153 | |
15 | Craggy Island XI | Bowstring92 | 45 | 2015 | |
16 | FC Invincibles | Coldplay | 42 | 1998 | |
17 | Frazek HotSpurs | Frazek | 41 | 2023 | |
18 | Liquid Football | Doolittle | 27 | 1864 |
2014/5 LEAGUE:
Pos. | Team Name | FFS Nickname | Pts. | Score 13/4 | COTKC |
15 | Rollin with ma Gomis | HillyBillyPete | 43 | 2415 | |
16 | Messimerized | Messimerised | 42 | 2145 | |
17 | Gnu’s Numpties | Gnu | 36 | 2121 | |
7 | Wilbur’s Whales | Riddler | 57 | 2289 | |
8 | Fisksektionen | Gargamel | 57 | 2242 | |
9 | Back of the Net | Reedy | 57 | 2229 | |
10 | Kun Ba Yaya My Lord | Declan | 51 | 2163 | |
11 | Pick Bonz outta that | Bonz | 51 | 2147 | |
12 | Test | Super-Hans | 51 | 2073 | |
13 | Corkyote | Corkyote | 47 | 2060 | |
14 | Amorebieta Blues | Eunuch Jelly | 46 | 2153 | |
1 | Bandwagon United | Ryan | 77 | 2237 | |
2 | FCKP | TheTinkerman | 71 | 2188 | |
3 | Sandro Clegane | Scroobius Mac | 66 | 2321 | |
4 | Champ | Champ | 66 | 2236 | |
5 | The SportsGuy | TheSportsGuy | 62 | 2119 | |
6 | sads | Neil | 54 | 2116 | |
7 | 2001: Aspas Odyssey | Colonel Shoe | 52 | 2206 | |
8 | Bentekkefriedchicken | Dino | 49 | 2239 | |
15 | Craggy Island XI | Bowstring92 | 45 | 2015 |
Good luck fellow Escherites!
Good luck my rivals!
Best of luck, guys!